Monday: You should always be mug-shot-ready if you’re gonna live a life of crime!

Tuesday: Mini golf is supposed to be a fun activity for friends!

Wednesday: Silly pervs, parks are for kids!

Thursday: You’ve had almost 40 years on this earth to learn that you can’t get a Happy Meal at 10am!

Friday: It didn’t work on mom and dad, it ain’t gonna work on the police!